Reading a law book is a lot like being in a relationship. You breeze through the first few hundred pages. At first, you get everything sooo easily, then it starts to get tedious and difficult. No matter how long and hard you stare at it, NOTHING seems to be happening.

The worst part is when it's about to end. You crawl through it, one confusing page at the time. And even if you know the end is near, the last page still takes you by surprise, leaving you dissatisfied, clueless, and just as confuddled as you were before you began reading the damn book.